The Office quotes

Here are some Brent classics

David: There are limits to my comedy. There are things I'll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there's nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It's like when you see someone look at a little handicapped fella and go, 'Ooh, look at him, he's not able-bodied. I am, I'm prejudiced.' Yeah well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.

Tim: I live with my parents.
David: Cherish them. Both of mine are dead. Well, my dad's not dead, but in a home, so good as.

David: Well, there's good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I've been promoted, so... every cloud.

David: This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can't do it, go on, do it.
Sanj: I don't, must be someone else.
David: Oh sorry, it's the other one...
Sanj: The other what... Paki?
David: Ah, that's racist.

I have also been listening to XFM where Ricky Gervais has his own chat show. He's team with Stephen Merchant and the legend that is Karl Pilkington

Log on at http://www.xfm.co.uk/sectional.asp?id=1409

it's piss funny....